I'm getting old, I'm always cranky and honestly, you people are pissing me off!
I fix computers. You break computers. But why do you always break them doing the same thing? The last time you picked your machine up I told you the viruses came in through Limewire. A week later you're back trying to scam me by saying that I didn't fix your idiot box because the virus is still there. When I find it again I read the date it came in on and it was after you took it home! I CAN READ YOU MORONS, unlike you. Every file and temporary Internet page on you machine is date/time stamped!
Then you try to argue with me about the source because you're too stupid to follow the advice I gave you last time. "Limewire has so much free music." you say. I have a sign in my window that says "If you're stupid enough to use Limewire, then you're stupid enough to pay me $200 to clean up the mess." If you think that $200 is free then I am right.
When you get the urge to tdo something stupid, hit your fingertips with a hammer. In your case it may take 15 or 20 hits but eventually you'll learn. Even earthworms learn.
Incidentally, Limewire doesn't cause the viruses. They come from other morons in the music you download. It's sort of like STDs. (Do you know what that is?)
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