Nixon was drummed from office, not for dirty tricks, but because
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Bill Clinton was fined $300,000 not for a collapsed zipper but because
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John Edwards Is being thrown out of office, not because his zipper collapsed, but because
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[refrain] HE LIED!
HAVE YOU GOT A GRIP ON THIS? Stop saying they're being persecuted for the simple human failings of being horny! We all know that politicians have no personal morals. The law schools teach them that. We expect only one thing from them, (beyong keeping the bottom of the fishtank clean), TELL US THE TRUTH!
I don't expect them to compromise the Keyhole sattelite system. But when they're caught with a paiges face in their crotch in the broom closet, don't tell me she is trying to clean the lint from his pants.
